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hello. you see my name up there cisfemme, bisexual, and trans ally i'm an adult, minors do not friend white as sin (you can tell) miitomo i miss you every day i like 3ds, wii, gamecube... ...and my boyfriend yea... i like that one
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blank space to follow // there's a land called france where the stupid ladies dance // do people actually read this far? if i know you dm me that you saw this // i will use the marquee tag if i want to, i am not futureproofing my personal website // there are sweet things everywhere if you just take a look // i'm fond of moving parts // bits and bobs and cogwheels // no i won't make my friends download create mod i think that friend group has learned their lesson // isn't it creepy that spotify's ai dj is like, a completely fake, completely sanitized caricature of a black man // we should stop giving generative ai constructs names // bloons td maybe 43 // the dollar figure may be in the trillions // oh ceeeejaayyy! // i could get him pregnant if i wanted to. i just choose to spare him. // he's dillard he's all yellow // i can teach you ss13 if you want // i kin lisa armstrong // shut-in and recluse // some people find muskets funny // disease comes for us all // hello, welcome or welcome back to my bottom half ░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░⠀░ ▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░▒░ ▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓ █▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓█▓